Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

by I Like To Define Words December 8, 2022

The Big English

Verified artist on Spotify - lyrical rapper whose topics centre around England, intellectualism, himself, and the state of the world at large. Released 'His Debut' in September of 2020, quickly followed by diss track 'En Garde (Monkey See Monkey Do)' and then the album 'The Big Sequel', featuring the tracks 'We're Weird', 'For The Empire', 'I Am The English', and 'Ace In The Hole'. Performed live for an audience of 300 at the end of 2020 to great critical acclaim. Synonymous with the concepts of imperialism, egotism, and cleverness.

"Wow, The Big English has such wonderful enunciation while rapping at great speed!"

"I recently found this niche rapper on Spotify, The Big English, and I rather enjoyed His Debut."

by Lord of the Redcoats February 20, 2023

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023

Maoist Standard English

An internet meme in which any words containing a “k”, a hard ‘c’ sound, or an “s” are modified so that they now read as ‘KKK’ or as ‘SS’. KKK and SS, of course, obviously referencing the respective hate groups. Originating as a form of coded language often used by online maoists, it is now used by much of the broader population, especially on Twitter, to describe racism and far right associations within the thing that they are mentioning. Some also throw it into random sentences as a form of satire.

Maoist Standard English is often used like this:

“Amerikkka is on the decline.”

“KKKapitalism is evil.”

“RepubliKKKans want to make the handmaid’s tale real!!!”

“Fuck BoSSton KKKops!”

“The BoSSton CeltiKKKs”

by EvysTruth December 12, 2023

dahntay’s english

It is the english that only Dahntay Broehl can speak fluently.

Oh your sentence isn’t making any sense. You must be using Dahntay’s English.

by krisxian January 31, 2024

Hindi Never English Ever

A phrase said and written by Tamils in protest of making Hindi the official language of India after independence from the British. This phrase was first started by Sage Chackravarti Rajagopalachari.
They protested because Tamil is a Dravidian language and Hindi is Indo-Aryan, so most Tamils understood English better than Hindi.
Hindi and English eventually both became the official languages until 1965, when English was removed.

"You are talking Hindi? Hindi Never English Ever!"

by Vishrudh Mayurasunu March 27, 2024