dylan johnson

A person who is the best at everything they does and has unlimited rizz

that man is a dylan johnson

by laxbro13123 October 6, 2022

dylan jones

a clinker

oh look whos that

oh thats dylan jones a clinker

by lois jones December 20, 2021

Dylan Geiger

The embodiment of “cringe”.

Everything Dylan Geiger says is cringe.

by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020

Dylan Goetz

A extremely gay man who likes massive horse cock

Hey it’s Dylan goetz what a faggot

by Enzo loadonmyback October 20, 2021

Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.

Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by

Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Dylan knowles

Sexy white boy that says the n word everyday and loves mr deason

Happens to believe in the ideology that harvard cruz, is indeed a "black n****r".

Dylan Knowles: harvard is a
Black n****r

by Daboij November 29, 2021