Douche Cake 

A combination of a fruit cake and douche bag.

That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!

DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!

Douche Cake by Nick fucking Alan December 9, 2008

Douche Canal 

When a womens douche bag slides into a mans mouth and then he eats it.

Friend:Dude your breath is teribble wtf!
You: Damn the smell of the canal hasnt left my mouth
Friend:Nice you did the douche canal

Douche Canal by cj1x35 February 19, 2011

douche baby 

When your mother was pregnant with you and douched out her vagina making you a douche baby

you your brother your sister maybe your parents who knows but we do know you are a douche baby - Kernal Sanders

douche baby by tylerconcs December 8, 2007

douche box 

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

douche box by joe blow February 15, 2003

douche le douche 

douche of the douche, the ultimate douchebag......may or may not be from france......

"Douche le fuckin douche," you are dumb......

douche le douche by T.S. March 4, 2003

Douche-cous 

a man who acts like a severe asshole or douche bag. Derived from the food substance cous-cous. Also the planet that males originate from.

My ex-boyfriend is the biggest douche-cous on the planet.

Douche-cous by Gwen December 8, 2003

douche miner 

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

douche miner by Razor7 June 11, 2006