Douche Baggins

1.Derrogatory term used to insult a Lord of The Rings fanatic.
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).

Tony: "Hey Joe, wanna camp out for the new Lord of the Rings movie and read the novel while we wait?"

Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."

by PK Snau October 16, 2005

Douche Beard

A full beard and sideburns with a mustache that may or may not be trimmed that is worn my a man with a bald head.

Chris Daughtry often sports a douche beard

by Bigs73 June 27, 2014

Douche Beard

A douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

A fat douche bag with a full beard or chin strap.

The beard is dirty. It will usually contain some food particles or maybe even insects.

Picture a douche bag with a dirty Abe Lincoln style facial hair.

Rick: Look at that guys douche beard
Tom: Its nasty dude, I saw him eat a bean from it

by my_cack November 2, 2009

mountain douche

The act of pouring a whole 2 litter of mountain dew into the girls vagina.

I totally gave your mom a mountain douche last night.

by Mr. Dickass February 6, 2007

douche mongrole

"douche mongrole"- is someone who eats out a fat ladies douche.

"Timmy, you are such a douche mongrole these days"!!!

by Jesse Whitney July 18, 2006

douche bag

A person or group that personifies everything that is of epic faggotry.

Wow, look at that faggot ass Sig Ep with is collar popped. What a douche bag.

by Tux B December 21, 2008

Douche vader

Coined to define Phelps, douche vader is a funny expression since it recalls Darth Vader.

Michael Phelps is such a douche vader that it's not funny.

by macondo October 13, 2008