dead roach 

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!

Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!

dead roach by Knite rider January 30, 2014

Dead Snake 

A used condom that is haphazardly discarded after use without regard to who may find it later.

The Principal separated the Men's and Women's dormitory after he found a dead snake in the janitor's closet.

Dead Snake by DannySaiz May 9, 2014

Dead Buns 

When you're super serious about something. When you are sure that something is gonna happen.

"I am totally dead buns about fighting after school"
"Are you dead buns about posting that embarrassing picture?"

Dead Buns by NeonRoses84 September 14, 2014

Dead as a pickle 

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

Dead as a pickle by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

Dead Margaret 

Doesnt want to talk about it/no opinion

"I am going dead Margaret on this one"
"Why are you dead Margaret?"

Dead Margaret by Baller-007 February 28, 2015

Dead tree's revenge 

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

Dead tree's revenge by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

Dead dog yoga pose 

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.

All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.

Dead dog yoga pose by BrittneyB November 28, 2015