Fred:Dude I walked in on John and Sarah and she was giving him a tph.
Bob:What's a tph.
Fred:It's when some one is jerking some one off while they're licking there asshole.
Bob:What's a tph.
Fred:It's when some one is jerking some one off while they're licking there asshole.
by Commander Helldemon June 11, 2005
by Frattlesnake December 08, 2009
by kurtis tt February 20, 2007
When a girl is licking or sucking your balls or asshole from behind and pulls your cock straight down while making a horn noise like she is pulling a big rig (18-Wheeler) horn.
by Crazy Bill and Lenny of Dirt Bag Inc. July 25, 2007
When a dually truck hits a cyclist from behind hard enough to lose it's mirror, and then drives away.
"I gave a biker the ol' Texas Pat on the Back for being on my road, but now my truck needs a new mirror."
by Bikeramp March 03, 2019
by Nigerfaggot May 09, 2018
To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.
“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”
by Coolsno September 12, 2022