texas fuck you

a bigger, faster, stronger version of 'fuck you'

girl: oh yeah, well i cheated on you!
guy: TEXAS FUCK YOU!

by Frattlesnake December 8, 2009

Texas Big Rig

When a girl is licking or sucking your balls or asshole from behind and pulls your cock straight down while making a horn noise like she is pulling a big rig (18-Wheeler) horn.

I just got done playing basketball and made Betty give me a Texas Big Rig

by Crazy Bill and Lenny of Dirt Bag Inc. January 1, 2009

Texas Tarter sauce

When a Man cums in a tarter sauce and the guy serves her chips with the sauce,

PJ L gave Sam B some texas tarter sauce when she was hungry

by kurtis tt February 23, 2007

Texas Chili Bowl

The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers

We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.

by BoyBloo January 31, 2023

Texas Mouth Wash

Lubing your dick up with a bottle of Tobasco sauce, then throat fucking the hell out of someone.

"Wow dude, did you hear about what happened to Samantha?"
"Yeah, I heard her bf gave her a Texas Mouth Wash...poor girl, her throat was on fire for the rest of the night."

by Massagingbetty February 14, 2012

Texas Road Plow

While a girl is passed out, you put shit on your dick and insert it into her vagina.

To get back at my ex, I gave her a Texas road plow while she was sleeping.

by MILF_Hunter122 July 3, 2016

texas love bun

A deep fried bun filled with nacho cheese, bacon, and french fries.

Did you hear that food truck downtown sells Texas love buns.

by Food slut September 29, 2017