Alabama Vicegrips

When you and your sister are fuckin in the garage and she decides to take a giant hit off of a vape and blow the cloud through your dick hole, like when you were a little kid in the second grade at lunchtime and you would blow through your straw and Into your chocolate milk to make a bunch of bubbles, it's kinda like that.
yo babe, those Alabama Vicegrips last night really hurt, I think I need to go to the doctor
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g
freaky alabama monkey is a nigget
by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023
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Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.
by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025
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Alabama situation

When you and your brother are fucking and your dogs licking his balls.
Had quite an Alabama situation yesterday
by Gottasitch May 03, 2021
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Alabama Snowball Fight

When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.
Hey there Craig, Pull your cock out. We're bout to have an Alabama Snowball Fight.
by Tyrone Biggums Sr January 22, 2025
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Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
by AlabamaBaby May 28, 2022
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Alabama Bobsled

When your female first cousin/sister slides on ice and your penis goes in her vagina due to the force associated with the slide.
Me n cousin Kelly were out on the ice neked and we did an Alabama bobsled from 30ft apart.
by Original Worm February 14, 2022
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