a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
Get the Whopping Woodmug. girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 30, 2020
Get the Colby woodmug. British slang for 'penis'.
by DarkestMan July 5, 2021
Get the Woodmug. The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.
by Jewmelow April 9, 2010
Get the Pomp Woodmug. The coolest and hottest person there is with a knee knocking cock, whom gets all the bitches, some say he is him. He is the one who knocks, not with his hands but his cock.
by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023
Get the Aiden Volk Woodmug. The biggest joke ever to grace the existence of Rust he is trash ass at pvp, and everything he does. Furthermore Morgan cheats on his "X Girlfriend" to which he has a small phallus, and deserves nothing more than a useless Rust addiction.
by 123rustpvpgod November 21, 2018
Get the morgan woodsmug. the most bussin function in the land post corona. Bring your drugs because it’s time to party. Be prepared to nature pee and have nightly visits from the local police.
Guy: Did you hear about people going to thatcher woods?
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin
by Bodacious O September 12, 2020
Get the thatcher woodsmug.