Weeding

The marriage between the two best looking people in discord; a virtual wedding between people that recently met each other in discord; weed can be found down the hallway in the 3rd room on the right

Lewis the priest: "Today we have gathered in this voicechannel to celebrate the weeding of Cookie and StripperSquirrel..."

by Just StripperSquirrel June 19, 2018

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c-weed

Not to be confused with "ocean vegetation", this is a code-word for marijuana --- i.e., "c" weed, with "c" standing for "cannabis".

It's widely known that many commercial fishermen bring in "something other than fish" during many of their offshore hauls; to both avoid arousing suspicion among the authorities AND secretly convey to their cohorts that they "have the goods", they claim to be hauling "c-weed" as a side-business to their regular Pisces/crustacean-based harvesting.

by QuacksO February 18, 2022

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Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.

He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.

by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023

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Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

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