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Jacob

Bitchass one piece fan who repeatedly says JoJo is mid even though no one asked
by Jacob120392190 May 24, 2022
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Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile
by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020
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A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)
Did you see Jacob strumming himself
by DaddyJake May 7, 2019
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This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork

but without them he looks like a 7 year old
Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob
by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021
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Damn Jacob fuckin pulls bro
by Jacob___69_420 November 1, 2021
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Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019
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However, Jacob is a commonly used name around all over the UK. The definition of Jacob has a lot of variations. Jacob usually in love with the most gothic girls on the planet. Will never aim for normal bird, but the ripped nylon, black maked up girls, especially ones that collects dog poop and mix it with a potion.
- I went out with Jacob once, it was alright but I didn't liked the type of anime we was watching.
- You like anime, what type was it?
- Hentai.
by JbeanYE September 1, 2022
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