Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

by CozThe February 5, 2022

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

your dad

something that doesn't exist

your dad does not exist

by imspeakingfax/true October 16, 2021

your dad

when you are joking around and say your dad

your dad went to get milk

by fjkfdhguffnrnf April 13, 2022

your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is

Your Dad went to buy milk.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022