Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.

Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑

AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh

by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020

Xander

Xander is huge and chubby and fat and is the star of the documentry "Super Size Me".

Xander is fat.

by fatboy54 January 20, 2022

Xander

Very hot guy that i would suck everyday

I would date xander ong.

by KusoSolos March 13, 2022

Xander

Xander. Your friend, he has red hair, he’s skinny and he’s tall. But, he is just gay. He sucks balls all day. He is a skinny redhead.

Xander is gay and a skinny redhead.

by Stzvey September 16, 2021

Xander

A GAY FuCK that will occasionally lie on your lap. He normally hangs out with girls and desperately wants a girlfriend. He is not very resilient and will DOB on you. he will cry from the easiest things.

WOW!! he is a real Xander

by NOBULLYBRO June 18, 2019

Xander

Racists country lovin hick from the south who praises the second amendment loves his confederate flag and his woman if your from the south you want a xander.

Girl 1: Look at that redneck whats his name Girl 2: oh its Xander

by Redneck 01 February 28, 2019