waiting to happen

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.

You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.

by Downstrike January 21, 2005

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING

aiite,aitez=rigth
koo,coo=cool
fo realz= for reals
bois,boiz=boys
guh,gurl,=girl
thx=thanks
fyne=fine
wuh,wat=what
y=why
iono ,i dunno= i don't know
kyoot=cute
sex-e=sexy
nah=no
sowwie=sorry
lolz=laughing out loud
meh mi=me
dey=they
dem=them
bak=back
wan=want
fuk=f*ck

by UCaznprincessLA September 16, 2003

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

God's waiting room

Used to describe the area located at the base of North Brother Mountain in the Camden Haven on the Mid North Coast of NSW, Australia. The area contains many elderly people and retirement villages. One retirement village is accessed via a road named The Gateway, bringing many a chuckle.

There are so many old people here
Yeah, it's God's waiting room

by xBlessYoux June 14, 2019

waiting

an awesome green day song that has a very rythmical guitar sound and lots of drums; the song is about waiting for a moment that's was looked forward to for your entire life, then finally living the dream

Well I am so much closer than,
I have ever known,
Wake up,
Better thank your lucky stars

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Writing Stick

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

by bbh4697 October 1, 2008