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hoss wobble

The distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quantity of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. This results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.
Holy shit! Check out the hoss wobble on that broad. I bet she goes 3 spins! You'd have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!
by Northern Norm July 5, 2015
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Hazard Wobble

Hizard Warry corrected by an LG auto-correct.
by Gjxgockhvcixyicykchkxyd March 17, 2017
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wibbly wobbly

A way to describe time-y wimey stuff.
The Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who: "A big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff"

Random person: wtf are u talking about dude?
by Pillowmantotherescue October 28, 2023
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Wobbly Ostridge

Where the woman lays on the ground, and the man stands above the woman with his feet by her ears, facing the direction of the woman's feet. He then assumes the "ostridge position" with his face in the woman's muff. Then, the lady shakes his legs, making the man wobble.
You dog! You wobbly ostridged her didn't you?!
by Rural.Juror March 10, 2015
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Wobbly Vision

A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.
Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.

i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.
by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022
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dirt wobbles

Dirt wobbles : crusty dustys

Dirty feet
Get your dirt wobbles our of my face.
by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020
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double wobble

when a guy sitting next to two girls puts his arms around them
Amy: Do you think Jack likes me?
Rachel: No, I think he was just trying to act cool when he pulled that double wobble.
by KateG December 31, 2008
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