Pink Willy

Equivalent to a wet willy but only difference is one must extract fluid from vagina and then stick it in someones ear. Good way for a girl to gross out your man

After sex having sex with my girl, bitch had the nerve to give me a pink willy. I almost threw up.

by Micro1 December 1, 2010

Strep Willy

The act of giving someone a wet willy while you have strep throat. Quite frowned upon due to the contagious nature of strep throat.

Jim:OH NO!!
Dave:What?
Jim:That kid just gave me a strep willy
Dave:Aww that sucks. Good luck

by dudeguybroman September 17, 2011

sports willy

When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed

John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"

by MF.AC February 20, 2015

Snotty willy

When you have a cold, and you're having a wee, and you look down and runny snot has dripped on to your willy - you have a snotty willy.

That dudes cold is that bad that he's got snotty willy.

by Jembleweasle August 28, 2021

Aploski Wet Willy

A Russian sexual act by nature (fetish) the 'Aploski Wet Willy' is when a male masturbates into a sexual partners ear to the point of ejaculation into ones ear canal.

Person 1: Hey man! Gave your girlfriend the Aploski Wet Willy yesterday!
Person 2: Knew I could count on you!

by NotGemstar November 21, 2018

Willy Wonka Style

When you sleep with head next to feet, like the grandparents did in willy wonka. Great for that person you don't quite want to spoon.

He wasn't hot so I would only let him spoon willy wonka style with me.

by Luke W January 22, 2006

willy-beamin

Reaching the state of inebriation where the basic functions of human interaction are no longer accessible. Rumour has it that at this point, Willy Beamin himself comes to your aid and offers sanctuary on his floor (which usually happens to be in the pub that you currently reside). He offers conversation in a special language only accessible by those beyond the point of sobriety, which may come across to the casual observer as drunken slurring.

"I was willy-beamin last night. Can't remember a thing."

"I think i can see Willy smiling at me in the corner."

by The Savage August 31, 2008