An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.
Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
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Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"
Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"
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Wiggle juice is a common juice in Africa. It brings their culture together in one harmony. It was said to believe that over 10000 years ago, Africans used this wiggle juice to cure diseases.
Wiggle juice is a special juice made from toe hair and belly button lint with a hint of lemon juice.
When you drink it, it makes you start wiggling. You feel the sensation all around your body. You start to wiggle for about 30 minutes. After the effect wears off, you start to have a craving for toes. The craving usually lasts for 5 hours. If you want to stop the craving faster, you need to drink milk.
Wiggle juice is a common juice in Africa. It brings their culture together in one harmony. It was said to believe that over 10000 years ago, Africans used this wiggle juice to cure diseases.
Wiggle juice is a special juice made from toe hair and belly button lint with a hint of lemon juice.
When you drink it, it makes you start wiggling. You feel the sensation all around your body. You start to wiggle for about 30 minutes. After the effect wears off, you start to have a craving for toes. The craving usually lasts for 5 hours. If you want to stop the craving faster, you need to drink milk.
Modern african: yo dawg lemme hit that wiggle juice homie
Modern african 2: ok dawg let’s wiggle on eachother xD
African 10000 years ago: do you wan to drink da wiggle joos to cure da aids
African 10000 years ago 2: leleleleleleldodldollolo
Modern african 2: ok dawg let’s wiggle on eachother xD
African 10000 years ago: do you wan to drink da wiggle joos to cure da aids
African 10000 years ago 2: leleleleleleldodldollolo
by Holywqter March 18, 2019
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I was wiggle dripping today because my new jobs restroom lacked toilet paper. I’ll make sure that doesn’t happen again.
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