Basket Watching

The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.

Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!

by Koyale May 14, 2012

The streets is watchin'

Noun. Be careful if you do dirt because everywhere you go someone is paying attention to what you're doing.

Man, I wanted to cold creep to that tenderoni's crib but the streets is watchin' so I just went to the bar and downed some 'Yak instead.

by Terry Bad Ice March 31, 2017

Dot Watching

Verb. The desperately intense observation of your smart phone screen message thread, as you wait in hope for a reply from someone you are romantically engaged with.

I spent Saturday night Dot watching again, what did you do?

by hc88 July 15, 2015

dick watching

to stare at a mans penis while he is urinating, or for whatever reason has it exposed.

look at him, strait dick watching

by viciousk March 11, 2008

Whatch ya'll watchin hoes?

When a man walks into a room full of dumb hoes watchin some shitty ass movies like the legend of bagger vance, and suggests that we instead watch Dr. Zhivalgo, Breaks Encounter, and the bridge over river kwai, a lean night. Also used when coming down to make a sandwich and the same dumb hoes are watchin the same shit. Term can only be used by people who like Mayonnaise on their sandwiches (Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr). Now tell me something Urban Dictionary, is that unforgivable?

"Whatch ya'll watchin hoes?" "The legend of bagger vance" "TURN THAT SHIT OFF, I BROUGHT A COUPLE OF DVDS..."

"Hey again hoes, whatch ya'll watchin? I'mma just go and make me a sandwich, with MAYONNAISE... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

by Jubbl and the Nigz March 5, 2009

cringe-watching

The act of watching something bad for a laugh, which results in your Asus clenching like it were Arthur's fist.

Mike:I'm gonna watch Cool Cat Saves the Kids, wanna join?

Abbie:Sure, I'm down for a bit of cringe-watching!

by Definingfeature1092 February 5, 2017

So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.

"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019