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weiner mobile

The famed ride of Oscar Meyer. Also comes in whistle form.
Surfer White Dude: "Whoa, check out that giant schlong out on Main Street!"
Homeless Black Guy: "Cracka thats just the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile"
by dandy andy January 19, 2005
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weinerschmack

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.
Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.
by BunSeam September 11, 2007
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Texas Weiner

A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.
And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.
by Federalq2b April 9, 2005
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warner vegas

my mums from warner vegas, baby!
by stinkymcstinkface June 12, 2008
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weiner

a word that adds to the collection of penis, dick, aby-maker, bell on a pole, bishop, bratwurst ,cock ,custard launcher, dick, dickie ,ding dong mcdork,dong ,donger ,dork ,dragon ,fang, ferret ,fire, hose ,heat-seeking moisture missile, hose, Jimmy, John ,John Thomas (dated) ,joystick, knob ,leaky hose, lingam ,little Bob, little Elvis, longfellow ,love muscle ,manhood, meat popsicle, member, middle stump mushroom head, mutton, old boy, old fellow, old man ,one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser-snake(Australia, UK) one-eyed monster, pecker, peepee (children's term) Percy, peter, piss,weasle ,prick ,private part ,purple-helmeted warrior of love, purple-headed yogurtflinger, rodroundhead ,sausage, schlong, schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish) schwanz, schwarz, short armskin flute tasslethird leg ,thumper, todger (Australia, UK) ,tonk ,tool ,trouser ,snake ,tubesteak ,wang ,wang dudle ,wick ,willy (children's term) ,yingyang ,yogurt gun
ask me about me weiner!
by I.A.P December 17, 2007
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weinerville

1. proper noun: Television show on Nickelodeon in the early 90's.

2. proper noun: The village where Peter Penis resides, among phallicular building structures

3. n. an insult referring to one's resemblance of Peter Penis' village
1. Did you watch "Weinerville" last night?

2. After Peter Penis left Chicago, he went back to Weinerville where he grew up.

3. What do you mean I can't have candy? Ugh, you're such a weinerville!
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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Weiner Scout

The biggest retard in the whole school. Might be gay we are not sure.
Wes: “Luke Engstrom is a weiner scout.”

Leland: “Amen bro, he’s always faking injuries and stuff.”
by Hot dude 69 July 9, 2019
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