Welsh

A race of people who are discriminated against by the English. A proud (sometimes stubborn) clever people who live in Wales. Because of poverty and discimination, many Welshmen herd sheep, farm, or mine. In America, Welsh immigrants are renown miners and and hardworkers, especially in Western PA. Never call a Welshman a welcher, or he'll kick your ass. Never call a Welshman english, or he'll kick your ass. The English discriminate against annd think they are better than the Welsh, so the Welsh don't like the english. The Welsh love shepards pie!

The Welsh are incredibly intelligent! Fuck yeah!

by Welshman October 4, 2005

Webshite

Somebody who believes that they should receive exactly the same level of service when buying from E-bay as they would from an exclusive specialist retailer, but without the price tag. They manifest themselves by constantly bombarding the poor sod who is selling something with the stupidest and most irellevent questions their tight arse minds can come up with.

" Is your bathroom fan suitable for MY bathroom or just bathrooms in general ?"
" How white are your white goods ?"
"If I wanted it parachuting into a moving speedboat at midnight, would I incur extra carriage costs ?"
"Do I get discount for being a webshite ?"

by Rob. Holton June 7, 2013

weesome

when three or more people rub eachothers weenises against eachother.

John: Hey Timmy, rub my weenis!

Timmy: Hell yeah!

Jenny: Can I join?

John & Timmy: Hell yeah! Weesome!

by karaoke party bus May 28, 2007

weish

When someone is too lethargic to reply with the proper use of english, and so instead replies with the word "weish", as it can mean anything and everything.

Boy: Dude that party was so bangin' last night!

Lethargic Dude: Weish

Boy: I saw you go off with stacey man, how was she?

Lethargic Dude: Weish

Boy: Oh Sweet!

by Mizzy J June 18, 2008

webshots

A webshot is defined as what you may do to celebrate (i.e. drink some form of alcohol) an occasion with someone while partaking in some form of communication over the internet (webcam, voicechat, IM).

Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.

Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.

screenname1:Happy birthday man! Cheers! *takes shot*
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*

Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.

by David May 23, 2008

poos and wees

A pharse used in Christchurch, New Zealand as a greeting or general statement. Commonly yelled in a high pitch tone. Can have variants of different use of tone and pace.

Ollie: poos and wees?

Will: Poos and wees!

by trickofthetrade July 20, 2010

Welsh

A cultured race of good people who keep getting put down by asshole Englishmen. Now, let me tell you right now, not all Welshmen hate the British. That is a stereotype. But a lot of British do hate the Welsh, as you can see by all those unprovoked sheep-"shagging" jokes.(Haha. Shagging. That's so fuckin British. What's the matter, "fuck" is too strong for you "well-bred" English?) I was flying on an airplane once, having a nice conversation with this British woman for most of the flight. Then I tell her I'm Welsh, and what does she do? She says, "oh, that's too bad." And she doesn't speak to me the rest of the flight. Whatever. I guess every race has it's assholes. Oh, and not all Welsh people tend sheep and mine, and like shepards pie. But I'll admit, a lot do.

If you're Welsh, don't back down to those bastards with their fuckin' old as shit sheep jokes. Just make something of yourself, and prove them wrong. I just realized that other Welsh guy is from Philly, too. Represent the Philly Welchers!

by Davy Davis October 20, 2005