Affectionate term for a baby or small child. The history of this phrase is lost in the mists of time but possibly stems from the slang term for potato. Two children may be referred to as Spud and Spud junior.
"Back in a minute, I am just going to check on Spud and Spud junior"
Somebody who believes that they should receive exactly the same level of service when buying from E-bay as they would from an exclusive specialist retailer, but without the price tag. They manifest themselves by constantly bombarding the poor sod who is selling something with the stupidest and most irellevent questions their tight arse minds can come up with.
" Is your bathroom fan suitable for MY bathroom or just bathrooms in general ?"
" How white are your white goods ?"
"If I wanted it parachuting into a moving speedboat at midnight, would I incur extra carriage costs ?"
"Do I get discount for being a webshite ?"
One of those hilariously disappointing farts that just sound like you flicked a sprung mattress
Talk about disappointing I was expecting a polar bears growl and just got a fot.