super watermelon man is a super hero in LA. he will only save 1 person ever. Beyonce. when beyonce gets thirsty she will drink out of super watermelon man, and be refreshed. super watermelon man also loves the smell of beyonce. she smells like peanut butter.
Beyonce: You saved me from being thirsty again! Thank you!
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.
Super Watermelon Man: You're welcome me lady.
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A reference to the custom in small Japanese fishing villages to discipline an unfaithful wife by having all the fishermen ejaculate into a ripe watermelon and subsequently the chatting wife had to eat it. However, some women liked it and purposely sought this discipline so it is now used as an invitation to engage in this fetish.
That girl just received a watermelon in her DM's... You know what that means! Japanese Watermelon is crazy!
by Gh0st Dawg July 31, 2020
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Get the Fried Watermelon mug.Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.
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Get the Whats watermelons sugar mug.Get the biggest watermelon you can find and put a hole into the melon, then shit (or piss) into the melon for three days and wait for the watermelon to rot. After this throw the melon at your enemy's.
by Hampterman July 3, 2021
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