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Warren Moon

Warren Moon was the star Quarterback for the Houston Oilers from 1984 to 1993. He is, without a doubt, the best Quarterback ever. Most people say Dan Marino... but only because they fail to add in Warren Moon's CFL day statistics to his total. If you do, you'll see that Moon is the superior quarterback.

Career Statistics:

Pass Attempts: 9205 (847 more than Marino)
Pass Completions: 5357 (390 more than Marino)
Pasing Yards: 70553 (9192 more than Marino)
Passing TD's: 435 (15 more than Marino)

Moon was just... better.
by Overlord Hikash September 15, 2004
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Warren

A percentage equal to 0 (short Warren)to 1/1024th (long Warren) of a whole.
The Democrats have a warren chance to win the 2020 Presidential election
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Warren Ball

The act of sucking dick. Putting another guy's dick in one's mouth.
Dude hes gay, he warren balled that kid last night.
by heyyyheyyyheyy May 15, 2009
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Warrensburg

Any town where the local water supply smells, and probably tastes, like feces.
"Gee, this is some foul-smelling and tasting Warrensburg!"
by J. Taco April 28, 2003
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voided warranty

This happens when a woman loses her virginity.

This allusion is derived from high-end electronic products, such as hard drives and 6th-generation-and-newer video game systems, where there is usually a seal which states that the manufacturer's warranty will be void if it's damaged or removed. The damage or absence of this seal will tell whether the product has been internally tampered with.

Likewise, a woman also has a seal, the hymen (which everyone usually calls the "cherry".) When a man plows through it with his meat missile, she's not a virgin any longer. The seal is broken, and her "warranty" is voided.
I heard the star quarterback took the head cheerleader out on a date this weekend... They parked down at "The Point", one thing led to another, and she got a voided warranty, if'n you know what I mean. But that's nothing compared to that geeky guy in the science club -- he managed to get laid here on campus, in the storage area! He's a LEGEND!
by Jason L. August 18, 2007
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Warren

A Warren is a white but yet a "Black - child from Africa" .
He is amazing and dead easy to talk to, loves midnight conversations over randoms sizz and will alwasy be there.
Warren, is white but black :P
by hukka buuba May 18, 2011
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Warren

The best person I’ve ever met, if not the best person in existence. The most caring, sweetest, honest, and one of the few actually good people in this hellhole known as earth. If you meet him, consider yourself lucky.
Warren is the best person I’ve ever met.
by like I’m gonna tell you December 21, 2022
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