Wallet Fossil

An unused condom that has been tucked away in a wallet for so long that it's actually fused with the leather, and must be carbon dated to determine the era in which it was intended for use. A wallet fossil should not be discarded as it may be worth money on the collector's market, or at least holds value as nostalgia for the days you still held out some hope for pussy.

"The date had not gone well, and Laura felt an awesome wave of relief when their waiter finally appeared with the check. As Chad took out his Harley-Davidson wallet to pay, Laura noticed a scuffy ring-shaped extrusion on it that can only be produced by a long forgotten wallet fossil. Suddenly it all made sense to her."

by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015

Wallet Assault

When you throw your wallet at someone

Person 1: *Throws wallet*
Person 2: FUCKING WALLET ASSAULT!!

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. January 28, 2020

walletpause

Similar to menopause in women, but only affects the male population. More common in married men, happens when the penis does not come in contact with sufficient pussy juice and/or female saliva. A man's wallet will tend to lock up and not allow for any money or credit cards to be used (unless for car parts or guns)! Other known symptoms are not wanting to do shit or not having any fucks to give.

Robert didn't buy Dorothy shit, must be that walletpause!!

by little brown Cuban boy October 31, 2022

Harlem Wallet

The storage place used by suspects and perpetrators who hide things between their buttocks hoping to avoid discovery during a police search.

Used by New York City Police Department officers

Sarge, we found that lady's cell phone in his Harlem wallet, I doubt she's going to want it back.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 24, 2011

Poo wallet

Poo wallet is a game that involves 1 old wallet, some poo and a road.

Place the poo inside wallet, Leave out on road, hide in a spot where you can watch unsuspecting victims pick up wallet.

Works better if you have a fiver sticking out of wallet to give the feeling that its their lucky day.

Kid- I am bored.
Kid2- Lets play "Poo wallet"

by OsamaBinFappin December 20, 2012

Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016

scottish wallet

A wallet that magically disappears when the bill is due.
Colloquial Phrase - Americana Vernacular

Waiter: Here's your check.
Patron 1: 26.50, guess that'll be 13.25 a pi...
Patron 2: ...Sorry number one, I forgot my wallet @ home.
Patron 1: You have such a Scottish wallet...

by Big Bil O January 29, 2017