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Scott Walker

1. Noun: Governer of Wisconsin. Notorious for his anti-union, anti-planned parenthood, anti-education Budget Repair Bill, he is the epitome of douch-ness. He doesn't even have a college degree, as he was asked to leave Marquette for cheating (with a 2.3 GPA, mind you), yet he is a freaking governor.

2. Verb: To "Scott Walker" something, or screw it over, as in how Walker plans to screw public unions; or

to be "Scott Walker-ed", which is to get punk'd by a journalist pretending to be one of your tea-partier friends that supports big, unregulated business and funneled thousands of dollars into your campaign, when actually the journalist exposes you for the dirt bag sleezeball you are.
1. God, I HATE Scott Walker. He's setting us 50 years back in history as he's trying to destroy public unions!

2. Dude, I totally Scott Walker-ed you in COD last night!
by katsvit March 21, 2011
mugGet the Scott Walkermug.

social walker

n. Person who is willing to walk when it is needed but isn't possessed of a bizarre desire to walk industriously for fitness or weight control.
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Want to do a couple of "Ks" before breakfast?

Ahhh. No thanks. I'll just catch a couple more"Zs". I'm more of a social walker.
by gnostic1 October 12, 2011
mugGet the social walkermug.

close walker

The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.
Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.

Bob: Are you a close walker?
Jane: What?
Bob: Wanna come over tonight?
Jane: Sure.

Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.

Bob: Is this how you always walk?
Felicio: What?
Bob: I have to go.
by St. Pauli Girl December 14, 2008
mugGet the close walkermug.

James Walker

The pussy penetrator. Grab her ass and take her to bed. Gets all the pussy
Oh yeah, James Walker just did me
by gibbothegreatyt May 31, 2021
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Jonny Walker

The name of the generic haircut favoured by a number of top footballers, particularly in the England football team. The haircut is a skin fade at the bottom to a fro on top. Rumour has it the haircut was started by Kyle Walker and monetised by Justin Carr. For examples see Jesse Lingaard, Kyle Walker and Dele Alli
Wow that's a great Jonny Walker! I'd love to get a Jonny Walker but I'm going bald. Who scored that goal? I can't tell, it was someone with a Jonny Walker.
by WordsSmithWorth December 21, 2018
mugGet the Jonny Walkermug.

dr. walker

A Dr. Walker is a smokey and spicey cocktail made with a mix of Johnny walker red and Dr. Pepper. I know because I coined it after mixing it and drinking it and falling in love with it.
Hey Barkeep, how about a Dr. Walker on the rocks? Heavy on the walk.
by .radar May 7, 2016
mugGet the dr. walkermug.

The Walker B

When you stick your entire foot up a donkeys anal cavity
I went to the zoo yesterday and gave that donkey The Walker B
by Ju Ju Behive July 6, 2008
mugGet the The Walker Bmug.

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