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wake and flake

when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.

similar to wake and bake
'if you drink anymore today, you're just gonna wake and flake tomorrow'
by sircasey February 15, 2009
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Wake n' BOB

After a long night of hard drugs and drinking, waking up to some broad suckin off your swollen, overused aching rod from the past night.
Ahh shit, this morning I walked in on Barry's girlfriend giving him a wake n' BOB, and I saw her turkey snoot hangin down.
by John Kerr July 18, 2008
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Wakeolining

The process of practising Wakeboarding tricks on a trampoline to either improve your riding or help you land a trick you are learning.

You may have a handle attatched to something near the trampoline to help simulate handle passes and make it more realistic.
Person 1: 'I'm going to attempt a backroll on the water.'
Person 2: 'Are you sure, they're quite hard and the last time you tried you didnt land it?'
Person 1:'Yeah, I think I can as I can now land them when I am Wakeolining'
by Rohb619 September 21, 2009
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Wakey Waggle

The act of masturbating one's penis from a state of morning wood.
Geoff O'Reilly gave himself a little Wakey Waggle on Thursday morning.
by hak.trick February 18, 2010
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Wake up and smell the piss.

Making someone aware of some potential unpleasant truths.
by sakura_ja July 26, 2010
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wake n mape

Right after someone wakes up then right away heads to their computer to play Maplestory or any other mmo before going to school.
Person 1: "Hey person to what did you do before you went to school?"
Person 2: "I waked n maped"
Person 1: "Nice I wished I did that to lv up my Dark Knight, whats your Bishop's lv now"
Person 2: "lv 199"
Person 1: "Nice I'm close to lv 200 we gotta play Horntail sometime"
Person 2: "Alright tomorrow lets wake n mape together"
Person 1: "It's a plan"
by Tommyboy533 December 9, 2010
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Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.
My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.
by Stoolie January 23, 2015
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