Waffles

A girl who does not meet you or your friends standards. Due to many possible reasons, the main one being uglyness. It is also possible that she is crazy, plays head games, etc.

see also WINGS

that bitch is WAFFLES, man.

by herb311 September 9, 2004

waffle

double penetration around breakfast time

"man, theres nothing better than having waffles in the morning"
"i know but wed all really like some breakfast now"

by PedroMG March 20, 2009

waffles

A mans food, very delcious, But one fruits are added it become unisex

alright guys i gotta go, Gonna go shave and have some waffles.

pfft, Trying to show off you manliness?
Hah that fag probably Puts fruits on them!

by roflwaffle175 December 29, 2007

Waffle

In the act of having intercourse with a female, the male begins the pelvic thrusting and before he finishes, he flips her over and lays on a thick layer of "syrup".

ambush paddington

by McDrizzle, Foshizzle April 19, 2009

Waffles

A person with a big head (not ego-wise), stares at you while watching movies at school, and is very smart.

My god! Waffles won't stop staring at us!

by XEsay August 15, 2008

waffle

The best breakfast ever! You will fall in love with them !

Hey guess what
What
WAFFLESSSSS !

by iamnine November 14, 2013

WAFFLE!

a word which when shouted, allows the user to rape someone without legal charges as specified by the waffle act, since this word gives you automatic consent. Now synonymous with the act of rapage itself.
Invented circa 2008 at the University of Warwick.

Rob: Did you know it's not rape if you shout out "SURPRISE!"
Dan: It works with WAFFLE! too y'no
Rob: Really?
Dan: Yeah, watch WAFFLE!
*they give unsecified girl a good raping*
Rob: That's brilliant mate

by Rob and Dan from Chem February 20, 2009