A virtually transmitted disease, where someone you mercy-friend'ed on Facebook won't stop stalking your profile, by constantly and annoyingly commenting on your pics and postings.
I caught a virtual STD on Facebook last week - I accepted a friend request from an old work friend and she's been stalking my profile ever since.
by regretful mercy-friender May 11, 2009
Commonly known as 'VP' Virtual Popstar is a pixel dress up doll site with forums. The site currently has 0 development and terrible leadership. Some of the clothing is cute but overall the community is toxic.
"Do you know how Everskies came to be? Parrot hacked Virtual Popstar and then him and Tut got banned so they decided to create a new site!"
by idk hi besties May 16, 2021
When contracting, rather than raising one's rate, instead billing more than necessary for work completed. Has the effect of increasing one's virtual hourly rate.
Did you get that big raise you were hoping for?
> Nah, so I just billed for more hours. Virtual raise!
> Nah, so I just billed for more hours. Virtual raise!
by Lucent April 06, 2010
John: (in real life) did u see that car crash?
Lisa: (tweetes @john) who didn't see that car crash?
John: ur such a virtual person
Lisa: (tweetes @john) who didn't see that car crash?
John: ur such a virtual person
by thefreespirit April 10, 2011
The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.
Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?
Guy 2: Who's in it?
Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.
Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.
Guy 2: Who's in it?
Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.
Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.
by AbusiveUncle October 11, 2017
The act of being annoyed with someone through a social network and deciding to "virtually spit" on them, without the disgusting nature of the act in real life.
"Dude, Mike was totally being a douche on Facebook, so I just spit on him"
"You spit on him?"
"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"
"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."
Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.
"You spit on him?"
"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"
"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."
Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.
by Bramford August 25, 2010
by no name March 24, 2005