vertical bacon

aka a womans private area, also known as gash...

bro, tell your mum to wear pants in future, goddamit i could see her vertical bacon

by G-Pac July 1, 2005

Verezza Bezza

Aussie slang for a variety bucket from KFC

J: Aye mate, i'm gonna drop in at KFC and get a Verezza Bezza, you want one?
T: Blood oath mate, sounds good

by grizzly101proof November 2, 2006

Verticals

The act of taking a handle, specifically of McCormicks, Apple flavor, and tilting it until it is perfectly 180 degrees "vertical" and drinking as long as you can.

"We're going back to his place to take a couple casual verticals."

"Good Morning, I'm so plyat, want a vertical?"

"Hey, he looks pretty gone/blacked out/hamsuaced, wanna vertical?"

Hey wanna go take a few verticals in the gazebo?

Hey wanna shot? no.. I'll take a fucking vertical!!!!

My summer is going to consist of verticals and vertricals..

by Kyle and Anne= Same person May 30, 2011

ventz

a man who is scared of no-one, his own person, he is allwys full of money, will b a ruler

mafia boss, a ruler in himself

by chris December 15, 2004

The Verizon Sanchez

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.

In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.

by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

verizon wireless

a company where white people get fired for making the same jokes that other types of people make and where girls can be sexually harassed and told to suck it up until their harassers leave their location. Also a place where employees look through your phone and take private pictures and content from your phone and share it with their friends..

verizon wireless:bullshit company to be enslaved too.

by mr. smith x March 4, 2008

Vert

A generic term for any sort of sexual deviant- The same as pervert.

"Lock up your (Cabotages) that man is a vert."

"All this hanging around outside the school, i feel like a vert.

by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006