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Veggie Cereal

Instead of breakfast cereal and milk, you put raw vegetables in a bowl of ice water and it is eaten by hand or with a knife (stabbing the vegetable and eating it).
Guy 1: Hey how's you diet going?
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.
by Jcole19 December 4, 2018
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Veggie

Someone that looks handicapped and cringy
by fuckedyodaughter September 29, 2017
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Veggie squad

A bunch of faggots that have nothing in life but to copy the real "fruit squad"
Veggie squad is the worst squad to be
by Fruit army June 22, 2015
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J Veggie

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.
Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!
by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020
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Veggie salad

An orgy of vegetables (people who are stuck in their own body or without any limbs)
Sex between multiple people who are considered as vegetables
by Sagigachad August 5, 2025
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Veggie punch

Punching a girl’s butthole while she’s pooping.
Wow, that girls a bitch and I’m gonna veggie punch her!!

Aye, you gonna veggie punch that, or can I?
by Tiddles the explorer May 19, 2018
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Veggie

A phenomenon that only occurs to the earth dwelling female Homo sapiens when their undergarments that are indecently tiny get wedged in their vagina. Vagina wedgie.
Damn carol these panties give me the worst veggie!
by anonymous January 17, 2023
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