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Veggie Steven 

The act of consensually or non consensually inserting a carrot into the rectum of a friend or enemy
“Hey pip squeak get me an rc cola or I’ll give you a Veggie Steven”
“Damn that poor boy just got Veggie Stevened

Veggie salad 

An orgy of vegetables (people who are stuck in their own body or without any limbs)
Sex between multiple people who are considered as vegetables
Man I love me a good veggie salad
Veggie salad by Sagigachad August 5, 2025

Veggie Sandwich

Some one who looks good or something good that happens. If someone doesn’t look good or something bad happens it’s not a veggie sandwich.
Oh em gee look at him he’s a veggie sandwich”
Veggie Sandwich by ohyes4167 September 10, 2025

Bed Veggie 

Typically a female who remains rather lifeless during intercourse. One who lacks in sexual excitement, possesses the qualities of a paralyzed individual, and expects his or her partner to do all the "work".
Guy A) So how'd it go last night?? You sleep with her? I heard she was a freak!

Guy B) Sleep with her? Yes. A freak? No. She just laid there, a complete bed veggie.
Bed Veggie by JosesRoo December 28, 2011

Drooling Veggie 

The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)
Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah

Old Veggie 

A word to describe your ex, commonly used for girls, which means that he "used" her for her body then left.

It can also mean a regular basic ex. -both genders can say this but this is more of a woman's response.
Guy 1: Damn, she looks hot.
Guy 2: Nah, I wouldn't want her because she was someone's old veggie.

Girl 1: Wait, isn't he one of your old veggies?
Girl 2: Yeah, we just didn't work out because of his temper.
Old Veggie by Teddyaj December 28, 2016