Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.

Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.

by Vege tard October 30, 2023

Vegetable eater

A dumb ass that wants to be healthy because they can’t handle the SWEETNESS OF CANDY

Holy shit I think that retard is a vegetable eater

by Tammy lov candyyyy January 9, 2021

digital pickled vegetables

A TV series or talk show that is played while eating alone

omg, Beverley Wives must be my digital pickled vegetables, I watch it in the food court after class.

by kkkkkkkami October 15, 2023

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 22, 2012

Vegetable pie

Eating out a woman that is in a vegetable state.

Monica has been the best vegetable pie I've ever eaten.

by Sparkosa September 16, 2023

Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.

"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*

by The King of the World of Frisb April 20, 2016

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016