Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.

A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.

by Scharcoon February 27, 2018

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012

digital pickled vegetables

A TV series or talk show that is played while eating alone

omg, Beverley Wives must be my digital pickled vegetables, I watch it in the food court after class.

by kkkkkkkami October 15, 2023

moving the vegetables

Drinking alcoholic beverages, specifically beer.

I went out with Brad last night and we were moving the vegetables!

by JacobWhite6 April 23, 2023

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

Passion Fruit/Vegetable

A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.

Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.

Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.

Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Frozen Vegetable

Someone who has done something really dumb that has put you at the advantage in whatever situation you may be in.

''No way... You Frozen Vegetable!''

by kikikiki2145 March 28, 2024