brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012

vegetable vagina

A vegan on her period.

Fuckboy: Wow Stacey got triggered. Maybe she's a vegetable vagina.

by WillHawksnaw November 29, 2016

banshee vegetables

Aja said it. As in Asian people. It's a sexual reference to shoving vegetables of varying size into the anal gland.

I begged her to give me the banshee vegetables.

by NoClue February 16, 2014

Dancing in her vegetables

to fuck a girl

yeah man i was dancing in her vegetables last night it was crazy

by jixren January 16, 2024

Spoiled vegetables

When you have to many hoes and you don't have time to clean up in-between women!

Man I didn't get a chance to even clean up after I got laid by Amanda and I let victoria suck off the spoiled vegetables that's all their getting from the Experience!

by Carrboy Experience September 3, 2023

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

digital pickled vegetables

A TV series or talk show that is played while eating alone

omg, Beverley Wives must be my digital pickled vegetables, I watch it in the food court after class.

by kkkkkkkami October 15, 2023