The Virginia Vacuum 

When you "Accidentally" ejaculate into a woman and she starts bitching cause she might get pregnant, you grab the vacuum and stick the hose up her snatch to get the semen out.

Jahova: "You've heard of the Virginia Vacuum right?"
KyrSp33dy: "No whats that one?"
Jahova: "I don't know but we'll find out on URBAN DICTIONARY tomorrow!"

The Virginia Vacuum by Typhon121 November 22, 2016

the vacuum cleaner 

A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.

This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.

the vacuum cleaner by killa park March 25, 2003

The Patrick Vacuum 

When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.

Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!

Kyle: No it's not.

The Patrick Vacuum by The Third Guide to Life July 17, 2010

Anal Vacuum 

Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.

I heard that your mom likes to give every guy that shes with an anal vacuum.

Anal Vacuum by SePhIrOtH6969 May 28, 2006

talent vacuum 

A worthless, no talent entertainer.

Kathie Lee Gifford is a talent vacuum.

talent vacuum by Bill Braskey May 26, 2003

mud vacuum 

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

mud vacuum by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

virginia vacuum 

Placing a vacuum inside ones rectum/vagina, then swirling it around to provide optimal pleasure

Guy: Here Is KYR SP33DY , I got to go, he's about to give me the Virginia vacuum!

virginia vacuum by MinecraftGod November 20, 2016