the vacuum cleaner 

A sexual act in when the man is penetrating the woman from behind while the women is on all fours on a carpet and the man chops out the womens arms so her face is being driven into the carpet during thrusting, thus simulating the motion of a vacuum cleaner.

This bitch started to make annoying sounds during sex, so i used the vacuum cleaner method to shut that clucking ho bag up.

the vacuum cleaner by killa park March 25, 2003

The Patrick Vacuum 

When Man Number One (M#1) shits on Man Number Two's (M#2) testicles and Man Number Three (M#3) puts his mouth over M#2's shit-covered balls and then M#1 sucks on M#3's asshole hard enough to get the shit off of M#2's balls, through M#3's body, and into his own mouth.

Evan: Dude, your Dad used to ride the family dog? That's weirder than the Patrick Vacuum!

Kyle: No it's not.

The Patrick Vacuum by The Third Guide to Life July 17, 2010

Anal Vacuum 

Where you put your mouth on someones asshole and start sucking until you eventually suck a fart out of their ass.

I heard that your mom likes to give every guy that shes with an anal vacuum.

Anal Vacuum by SePhIrOtH6969 May 28, 2006

talent vacuum 

A worthless, no talent entertainer.

Kathie Lee Gifford is a talent vacuum.

talent vacuum by Bill Braskey May 26, 2003

mud vacuum 

The act of putting one end of a hose in your own or someone else's anus and the other end in your mouth and sucking out a load of shit

Dude, I gave that puerto rican guy a mud vacuum last night and it tasted like chicken.

mud vacuum by Alex (awesome) N June 30, 2006

virginia vacuum 

Placing a vacuum inside ones rectum/vagina, then swirling it around to provide optimal pleasure

Guy: Here Is KYR SP33DY , I got to go, he's about to give me the Virginia vacuum!

virginia vacuum by MinecraftGod November 20, 2016

atmosphere vacuum 

Someone that will suck the life out of a room full of generally happy people.
Commonly likened to an Atmosphere Vampire; they are fundamentally the same thing except the former does not bite!

An Atmosphere Vacuum is someone that in a conversation will have “apparently” done whatever you have done but better. A smug know-it-all with delusions of grandeur and other such narcissistic tendencies. The Atmosphere Vacuum is not happy unless interfering in other people’s business and is happiest when belittling others.

The Atmosphere Vacuum is dull, uninteresting, repetitive and completely unaware that they are hated due a lack of social awareness.

The presence of an Atmosphere Vacuum is likely to induce feelings of depression, anger, or mild nausea. Should be avoided at all costs.

"Look out everyone, Jackie is on her way !!! Every man for themselves"
Man what a atmosphere vacuum

atmosphere vacuum by Alex5377 October 9, 2008