useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.

Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.

by imaliltpot September 19, 2015

Useless

Someone who is of no use (like a dumb person)

Damien! You're useless!

by Damien_is_so_cool August 21, 2022

Useless

Useless= a group of trolls, a bunch of useless people together making life harder in their uncles basement. F U

Look at those uselessers.

by Solaba August 5, 2025

Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.

I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.

by THX1180 December 2, 2023

Useless

Cole Mccourt

Cole is literally the definition of useless

by Busssshhhhhh March 9, 2022

Useless

You, because you are on this site.

Why are you using Urban Dictionary you useless son of a bitch.

by UselessSonOfAGun May 5, 2022

useless toothpick

An insult used to call someone who is dull and very annoying

Guy 1: "dude, Bryant is a useless toothpick."
Guy 2: 'yeah he is"

by GruesomeKnight February 16, 2017