Pooping in the urinal.
Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.
by Dr. Jeffrey July 1, 2017
Get the Urinal Browniemug. Urine splashback is what happens to some people (men only) when they are using the urinal and the force of the urine causes some to splash back and hit your shirt or pants.
Person 1: Dude why are your pants all wet?
Person 2: I had to piss really bad and it came out way to fast..it splashed back and hit me
Person 1: That damn urine splashback again...
Person 2: I had to piss really bad and it came out way to fast..it splashed back and hit me
Person 1: That damn urine splashback again...
by yo mama jk im yo daddy November 30, 2011
Get the Urine splashbackmug. person a: 'wow, jimmy urine is so sexy. i wish i knew his geographical coordinates so i could track him down to stalk him.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'
person b: 'i know right! i wish he would just spit on my face already.'
by jimmysemowhore July 19, 2023
Get the jimmy urinemug. "Hey, boss - not going to make it to work today. I'm not feeling too good..."
"Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't drink so much devil's urine last night. I saw your Insta posts..."
"Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't drink so much devil's urine last night. I saw your Insta posts..."
by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017
Get the devil's urinemug. Refers to the collection of pubic hair that often accumulates around the protruding base of a public urinal.
by Code_Monkey_usa July 9, 2009
Get the urinal goateemug. One of the most repugnant smells one can have. Typically the identifiable smell of a vagrant or homeless bum.
The homeless chick I banged last night smelled of hot urine.
I was so hammered last night that I pissed myself. Now I reek of hot urine.
I was so hammered last night that I pissed myself. Now I reek of hot urine.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
Get the Hot Urinemug. A urinal between two occupied urinals that is left open to avoid crowding and embarrassing misunderstandings
Alien: Why do human males only use every other urinal?
Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."
Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"
Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.
Guy: So strangers won't see our cocks or think we're looking at their cocks. We call the empty one "the sacrificial urinal."
Alien: Why is it such a big deal to see each other's cocks? Or why can't you just say "I'm not going to look at your cock if you don't look at mine?"
Guy: I definitely wouldn't believe somebody if they told me that, plus it offers no protection against bumping into each other.
by 8bAllv1lla1n November 5, 2009
Get the sacrificial urinalmug.