Unphotogenicophilia

A extremely rare genetic disorder caused by damage to the ZBTB7AI4E gene. This condition usually presents itself within the first few years of the person's life. It is extremely rare only 1 in 100,000,000 people present with symptoms. While there are no physically detrimental effects caused by this disorder, it does cause the person afflicted to look absolutely horrendous when captured in a photograph. The unphotogenicophiliac's lobby is trying to get cameras banned in all public buildings and parks. This measure was introduced into congress as a way to end the tyranny of the camera. People afflicted find it hard to find solidarity seeing as it is a very personal disorder and many do not want to disclose the fact that they are afflicted.

Charles Baker was a very cute baby but as the years went on it became apparent that he had a very severe case of unphotogenicophilia.

by barles Chaker April 1, 2011

unplanned recreational activities

Potentially sexual in connotation, but could also include an actual sport like tennis. But probably meaning doing the hokey pokey.

What does fun stuff mean? Unplanned recreational activities

by thatgirlyoushouldmarry May 21, 2014

unhapinated

Unpleasant, not happy, so angry that you might Hulk out on Freddie Prinze Jr.

This bastardization of the english language unhapinates me

by yuko December 8, 2003

Unpeach

When you get a blowjob under your desk

Pikachu gave T-Man an unpeaching during class today

by CosmicBatman November 14, 2016

Umpha

1. A black kid with no future, no destiny, and no rapping abilities

2. The only Black dude at the table

3. usually the lame kid who people use to get help for thier homework.

4. Stalker of people named Daryn M.

1. "Man that kid is a failure! PLUS he can't rap!" He is an Umpha

2. Person One: "Hey, who is that black kid?"

Person Two: "Thats the Umpha of our group!"

3. Person One: "Man, that kid is a total Umpha, but I really need help with this Chemistry homework!!"

4. Person One: "Hey! Is your name Daryn?"

Daryn: "...Yes..."

Person One: "Does your last name begin with an M?"

Daryn: "...Yes...why do you want to know?"

Person One: LOOK OUT FOR UMPHA!!! He will stalk you!!"

Daryn: "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

by IluvBruno March 27, 2011

Unhappiness

A quick, unannounced, discomforting movement of the bowels.

Good thing I was close to the bathroom, because some unhappiness appeared, and I had to drop a hairy deuce.

by Chips August 11, 2004

unpatriotic

a person who likes the new england patriots just because they are the best team in the NFL.

my brother is possibly the most unpatriotic person in the world.

by espanjolman January 26, 2008