One single Chopstick used to twist up and hold your hair out of your face and mouth while performing oral sex.
Most importantly The ONLY article of clothing on your body.
Most importantly The ONLY article of clothing on your body.
....And there she was.... on her knees... ready....with only her dick sucking uniform on...... Amen...
by Kimberstar6 September 7, 2013
Get the Dick sucking Uniform mug.1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.
3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.
3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.
3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.
3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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Producing or accomplishing nothing.
After going to Best Buy for tech support, being told wrong information and then figuring out the problem myself, I thanked them and told them their advice was very "unformative."
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Get the charlie uniform november tangos mug.Both "sooo unfortunate" and "hellov unfortunate" convey a non-desirable incidence or state of existence, with emphasis on fate's lack of contribution of overall fortune to the situation. The distinction between the two words separated by slashmaster " / " lies particularly in the fact that "sooo unfortunate" has the definite implication that the lack of fortune has exceeded the norm, while "hellov unfortunate" simply claims that the lack of fortune is great in magnitude, though not surpassing any desired standard. Furthermore "soo unfortunate" is used preferrably as an adjective, while "hellov unfortunate" can also be adverbial.
Demonstration of "sooo unfortunate / hellov unfortunate":
That one bitch, whose name a nigga ain't gonna say, was getting hellov unfortunate on Arjun's couch; it was sooo unfortunate.
That one bitch, whose name a nigga ain't gonna say, was getting hellov unfortunate on Arjun's couch; it was sooo unfortunate.
by nesiasmoka October 5, 2005
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The cutest person ever is also the most "unfortunate".
by WildFoxx March 30, 2014
Get the Unfortunate mug.A phrase for everything that someone can say to you. If you wanna shut down a conversation rip this out for a good surprise. Also a way of fake caring or the subtle art of not giving a fuck
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