toad in the hole

The phenomenom that occurs when a very small penis is inserted into a vagina and does not touch any part of it, thereby giving neither party stimulation.

I thought we were having sex but I guess I just have a toad in the hole.

by beeyebickiebuy April 19, 2006

slippy toad

1: A character from the Star Fox series.
2: of poor quality

1:I just kicked major ass, thanks to Slippy Toad!
2:The controls in Sonic Adventure are slippy toad.

by Bryant November 20, 2004

Fuck Toad

A decrepid, hideously ugly woman who people just fuck because they disrespect her too much to give a shit about her. More often than not, not only are they largely inbred, they are riddled with STD's and other living creatures. More often than not they aren't even aware of the fact that intercourse is taking place.

Mike shagged a real diseased Fuck Toad last night, he disrespected her too much to give a shit wether or not she wanted to shag him at all

by SuperHanz March 3, 2008

Toadstool

The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series

Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

stack o toads

slang used in place of ectasy.

Jared asked Jay "would you happen to have a stack o toads?" Jay replied, "no, but devon might be able to get some".

by chabot July 19, 2006

Toader

An adjective for a straight person. Generally used as a slur to negatively portray straight people by LGBTQ+ members.

Margaret: Fancy hearing to garage tonight?
Fred: Nah that's full of toaders, how about polo?

by Farmersbread October 16, 2017

toad

general derogatory term used to denote a stupid, foolish, rude, or otherwise undesirable individual. among friends, can also be used affectionately. usually used as a noun, but can also be used as an adjective.

i can't believe you said that, you are such a toad.

get out of my way, you huge toad.

i'm sorry your parents grounded you, that is so toad.

by toadfacemcgee April 10, 2006