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is bullshit one word or two?

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.
Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Plant two trees with one seed

Getting two things done at once.
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.
by 1 Love July 11, 2010
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Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")
Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011
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feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.
Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."
by Juan Nutt May 6, 2011
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Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt

To complete two things in one action.

One solution to two problems.
Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.

Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.

Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!
by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012
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two pigs with one bird

A reference to the crazy popular smartphone game Angry Birds, this is a modern version of killing "two birds with one stone," meaning solving multiple problems with a single solution.
Friend 1: I just invented THC Beer, so now we can get drunk and high on the same substance!

Friend 2: Way to kill two pigs with one bird!
by smokina fatone August 14, 2011
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two [Pepsis] in one bottle

An overly bubbly or dramatic person; one who is highly energetic.

"She is just two Pepsis in one bottle."
Wow - she was talking a mile a minute!
Yeah, she's two Pepsis in one bottle.
by xcv123 December 13, 2014
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