Twit-winker

A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.

"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"

"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"

Fuckin Twit-winkers.

Twit-winker by Rick The Mullet Man August 30, 2011

Twit Fit 

:a twitter war.

There's a major twit fit between Jessica and her ex.

Twit Fit by Crystal Jennings July 27, 2013

twit taco 

Some one who is a dumb ass with a huge used up vagina.

Britney is a twit taco . { dumb} { Ass}

twit taco by Tsar November 3, 2015

Twit Whistle 

Another way to call someone An idiot, A dumbass, Stupid, Dumb, An Asshole.

1. John you are a fucking Twit Whistle. Grow The Fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of Twit Whistles, Leave me alone!
3. My wife has been such a Twit Whistle Lately that I'm not giving her any sex!

Twit Whistle by Idisownbikesnobs June 5, 2016

Twit Whistle 

Another way of calling someone A Dumbass, A Jerk, A Dick, An Idiot, An Asshole, Rude, Ignorant.

1. John you are a fucking twit whistle grow the fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!

Twit Whistle by Idisownbikesnobs June 5, 2016

twit wheel 

Donald Trump

What a twit wheel

twit wheel by CousinJonathan July 26, 2017

twit wiggit 

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.

Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.

twit wiggit by itsyaboyjackhere June 7, 2018