Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 07, 2020

twig swinger

A racial term for am African - American.

Obi, your a fuckin twig swinger.
Keep pickin that cotton you fuckin twig swinger !

by aedwards521 August 02, 2017

fuck twig

A penis that is very thin, and often times also slightly bent, thus resembling a twig.

Cynthia: "I love Brian, and his little fuck twig."
Jennifer: " Ah, bless him."

by Monkey Bobby February 27, 2016

twig-packer

one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."

by TBMoer July 08, 2010

twig !#8989

the most amazing person on this planet and deserves to be loved very much since they are the best

“twig !#8989 is so amazing, Ozzie loves him so much!!”

by Ozzie !#4592 July 23, 2021

Twig

Twig is someone who is very weak and skinny, yet they are very loyal. They will always 'stick' beside you no matter what. They are very calm but can go crazy at anytime

Girl: "I need some help."

Twig: "I'll help you."

by CatLily September 16, 2020

Twig

A twink/young man who regarded as an object of homosexual desire, usually a “bottom” and is bigger, heavier or has a higher fat percentage than a stereotypical twink. Combining the words "Twink" and "Pig".

"Twinks aren't that fat, He's a Twig"

by BoomBoomDoll12345 August 02, 2024