trousersnout 

slang for penis

noun)Yo...I cant wait to give that hoe my trousersnout.

Verb) Me and my homegirls are at the bar trousersnoutting.(on the hunt for penis.)

trousersnout by MR. Lickalotapuss July 30, 2009

Trouser Trail 

The trail of hair of from the belly button to the pubic area.

-On guys :)
-On girls :(
- Also known as a "Happy Trail"

The hair from Zach's trouser trail was caught in his zipper.

Trouser Trail by ZACH BAMF June 22, 2008

trouser drums 

the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.

bazzer was playing the trouser drums at the bar for 2 minutes last night before he realised he'd left his wallet at home on the mantle piece!

trouser drums by angry bry March 3, 2009

trouser phlegm 

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

trouser phlegm by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Trouser Cleavage 

The space that is formed when a man's pants falls below the ass crack and then the waistband pushes the cheeks together to form cleavage.

Dude, pull your pants up, your trouser cleavage is making everyone sick.

Trouser Cleavage by THoffy March 5, 2010

trouserial 

Typically relating, but not exclusive to, a form of banter with a heavy emphasis placed on the sensitive area of persons trouser area. Particularly the groin region.

For heaven's sake, I'm leaving, this conversation is becoming too ... trouserial for my taste.

trouserial by Mr. E. Stain February 17, 2018

Quantum Trouser Event Affliction 

An afflicition tht causes a person to randomly be sucked through a tear in the space time continuum and be dropped somewhere else wearing different trousers.

Andrew found himself in vegas wearing chinos after suffering a Quantum Trouser Event Affliction attack.

Quantum Trouser Event Affliction by Ricshah September 22, 2010