if you can remember a time before the word chav became 'cool' and 'hip' for the BBC and other middle class/aged establishments to use, you may remember a time when a townie ruled the working class streets. they are
rude
aggressive
utterly unable to string a fully pronounced sentance together
wearing fake desinger clothing (ie FCUK/BURBERRY)
they hate moshers
when i say moshers though, i should clarify, the usual interpritation of a mosher is morbid, industrial loving grease monkeys who worship the devil and hang around gravestones. ok you may think im being a bit stereotypical, but this is what everyone thinks we are in the end! whereas a townies interpritation is anyone who
wears black
listrens to music with a guitar in it
stands up for what they believe in
has an identity.
in short i hate townies because they are narrow minded and stereotypical. but then again i am judging a group of people before i know them so im just as bad but dont wear fakes or steal/ intimidate.
rude
aggressive
utterly unable to string a fully pronounced sentance together
wearing fake desinger clothing (ie FCUK/BURBERRY)
they hate moshers
when i say moshers though, i should clarify, the usual interpritation of a mosher is morbid, industrial loving grease monkeys who worship the devil and hang around gravestones. ok you may think im being a bit stereotypical, but this is what everyone thinks we are in the end! whereas a townies interpritation is anyone who
wears black
listrens to music with a guitar in it
stands up for what they believe in
has an identity.
in short i hate townies because they are narrow minded and stereotypical. but then again i am judging a group of people before i know them so im just as bad but dont wear fakes or steal/ intimidate.
'fuckin hell you fuckin mosher im gonna fuckin breaaak ur fuckin norse'
'but why mrs townie?'
'cuz im arrrrrrrrdddddd' thwak
'but why mrs townie?'
'cuz im arrrrrrrrdddddd' thwak
by kittyredhead May 13, 2005
Get the townie mug.A person who is fake as fuck. An airhead. Boarderline retarded . A true back stabber. They think you're their friend but then talk shit behind your back. A person who despises the life they made for themselves and tries to live yours . They think they're your friend but in all reality they're you worst enemy . They'll steal all your friends and do anything to make your life more difficult .
by vandesauce March 12, 2017
Get the Townie mug.A piece of shit that should be shot on site. If they are black, they try to be Puff Daddy. If they are white, they also try to be Puff Daddy. On both occasions they fail. They spend their time chewing pills (actually cough pills, but they don't know that, not surprising seeing as their average I.Q is 7), knifing people who have individuality, stealing anything they can get their filthy, scummy little hands on, and basically making england into a stupid little trashy piece of rock.
Towny1: Hey, thrashhead! What did you just say about my mum/sister?
Metaller: do I know you?
Towny2: Oooh, did ya hear that? He called your sister a tart!
Metaller: Ummm..no...
Towny1: Well, i'll knife ya, ya blingin fizzle shizzle gangsta muthafugga!
Metaller:
Fuck this
Towny1 and 2 and 3 and 4 etc: (knifes metaller several times)
Towny563: well wouldyou look at dat, izzn't it! He's got 5p in his pocket!
(townies fight over the first piece of money they've ever seen in their council house scum lives.)
Metaller: do I know you?
Towny2: Oooh, did ya hear that? He called your sister a tart!
Metaller: Ummm..no...
Towny1: Well, i'll knife ya, ya blingin fizzle shizzle gangsta muthafugga!
Metaller:
Fuck this
Towny1 and 2 and 3 and 4 etc: (knifes metaller several times)
Towny563: well wouldyou look at dat, izzn't it! He's got 5p in his pocket!
(townies fight over the first piece of money they've ever seen in their council house scum lives.)
by PaulGilbertkicksass January 20, 2004
Get the towny mug.1. A person aged 18-27 who lives in the same city or town in which he grew up.
2. One who attends college in his hometown.
3. A person aged 10-26 who was born and raised in an American "college town" and continues to reside there. Usually has some resentment toward the college's students, especially if the college is pretigious and/or expensive.
2. One who attends college in his hometown.
3. A person aged 10-26 who was born and raised in an American "college town" and continues to reside there. Usually has some resentment toward the college's students, especially if the college is pretigious and/or expensive.
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Saxon got in a fight with some townies outside the community dive bar.
Saxon got in a fight with some townies outside the community dive bar.
by Jask November 1, 2004
Get the townie mug.by everythingibelievein April 11, 2006
Get the townie mug.Someone who lives in Keene and comes to the dorms of the Keene State College campus and feeds off of the rich college students. ...is a nice person overall and will stay by your side through everything in order to take over your apparell. Says he's going to do lots of things, but never does. has big ears, says he has no money and yet his parents pay for everything, including his rent... oh well...
by B Shea June 4, 2005
Get the townie mug.IM A TOWNIE ILL KICK YR ARSE TROUGH THE FUCJING WALL, this is an example of our great english culture...
all townies live in southend in shity flats with thier pissed mothers listening to thier 'phat' beats...
mission objective: destruction of townies...time starts now.
mission objective: destruction of townies...time starts now.
by VMC August 30, 2003
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