touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

D-Toucher

A man who likes to touch wangers.

"The dude over there is a D-Toucher!"

by Amy and Kiel December 16, 2007

Tuppy-toucher

An adult male/female who is attracted to prepubescent girls.

Did you hear our old teacher Mr Galvin is a proper tuppy-toucher?

by kotokonjo September 7, 2014

kid toucher

someone who touches little boys for enjoyment that are named Josh

josh is a kid toucher

by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020

touche bag

(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."

That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.

by nick6 November 27, 2006

Touche

"Touché" is a french expresion, used in fencing when a vital part is touched.
"Touché", with an 'é'.

- "You get old; you have grey hair."
- "At least I'm not bald like you!"
- "Touché!"

by Made in France August 27, 2003

toe toucher

a crazy good cheerleader who is especially good at toe touches and thinks the real anthony and andrew on the squad are not the imposters!

Belinda is a good toe toucher and thinks that anthony and andrew r better than the other anthony and adndrew

by TuckerlovesKiffer August 22, 2004