Toot cake

To knee someone in the butt two times on each cheek with each knee in a jumping motion while saying "toot cake"

Yooo, this bitch got toot caked!!!

by Timbob jr. August 14, 2023

toot on a flame

The act of farting onto an open source of fire.

Thomas thought that around the campire it would be fun to toot on a flame.

by Sean B May 24, 2006

toot sweets

The candy that sounds like a whistle, as created on the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

I think it would be fun to eat toot sweets!

by JenCheer February 11, 2009

toot da flute

A man that sucks cock.

He looks like a toot da flute to me.

by jokeysmurf1969 October 12, 2009

Toot Toot

Means heavy

Your mum lets your girl sleep over and u say Toot Toot

by Bart November 22, 2003

toot toot toot

A noise you can make to blow your own trumpet. Especially when no one else is going to do it. Either, no one will give you praise when you feel you deserve it or perhaps, due to uncleanliness or distaste, no one will give you head :(

person 1: i got 28 kills in a row on that game without dying
person 2: blank stare
person 1: Toot Toot Toot.

person 1: I got the job.
person 2: Your dinner is getting cold.
person 1: toot toot toot

person 1: Suck it baby
Person 2: i ain't sucking that, you're crazy!
person 1: schlurppppp! toot toot toot

by Age_Wills November 16, 2006

toot ta doo

The card board cylinder that toilet paper or paper towels come on. Name derived from the inability to resist picking up an empty one and making a Kazoo like "toot ta doo" noise through it.

"Hey can some one bring me some TP? The only thing in here is an empty toot ta doo... and I just took a massive poo!"

by The Kangaroo January 1, 2008