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Toobalook

A disgusting muck typically containing puke, fairy hair, and unicorn fart, and a hint of vanilla extract. Toobalook is completely edible but it is typically used to make fun of how someone smells.
This guy smells like total Toobalook.
by toeeater27 June 10, 2024
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(noun; hyperliteral chaos slang)

Definition
The state of having far too many objects crammed into your hands while still stubbornly attempting to complete a task that clearly requires fewer hands, more planning, or divine intervention. It describes that frantic, overcommitted moment when you refuse to make two trips, set anything down, or admit defeat — even as everything is on the verge of falling.

Usage
Used when someone is overloaded, multitasking past the point of reason, or performing an everyday task with the grace of a malfunctioning forklift.
Example Sentences
- “I tried carrying six bags, my coffee, my phone, and the mail at once. Full toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas situation.”

- “He walked in holding a toolbox, three cables, a sandwich, and a cat. Peak toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas.”

- “Don’t ask me to grab anything else, I’m already in toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas mode.”

Origin
A playful, exaggerated compound word capturing the universal struggle of refusing to make multiple trips, often caused by ingesting abundant amounts of methamphetamine.
by Skripdick March 24, 2026
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Toolbag

A made up bullsh!t word that's supposed to mean idiot. But this is itself idiotic, since tool bags are very useful. So ironically, those who use the term, are toolbags themselves.
What an idiot. I mean, he's a total toolbag. Wait, i'm actually a toolbag too.
by Deejay Bee May 16, 2025
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michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.
michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.
by thegodking666 September 16, 2017
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Hooba tooba

Hooba tooba is Joshua Gregory Flick
“Wow look it’s Hooba tooba! (Points at Joshua Gregory Flick)”
by Jorgy128 August 24, 2025
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