Bobs

When boobs are so small they only deserve on o

Yo i heard steph has nice tits .....

Nah bro she got bobs

by fryble June 18, 2018

bob

hello my name is bob and bobert is my wife

i like to fuck bobs little bobert

by bob bert December 4, 2019

Bob

Usually the name people come up with if they need to think of a male name within 5 seconds.

A: So this dude... Um.. Let's call him....
5 seconds pass...
A: Bob.

by pseudonymousss June 19, 2018

Bob

A loud noise. Like a thud but more Bobby

Did something explode? I just heard a large bob.

by Manic Mongoose September 2, 2018

Bob

The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.

"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"

by Krkič September 8, 2019

Bob

That one name that everyone uses when they don't know what to call someone. Possibly the most amazing name in existence. Usually used when guessing someone's name or when you need a name for something.

Hello, is your name Bob?

by bobmcjoe May 9, 2018

Bob

have the skills of Emily and Jennie. Trash at games!

You play like a bob

by WeAreHcMz February 17, 2021