Bag

Said slowly and clearly, "Bag" can replace any similar sounding word. You can also use your body language to make it mean anything.

Driving drunk was a very bag decision

by Absurd Berg April 19, 2010

Bag

Referring to marijuana, since it is usually bought in a bag.

Hey you got any bag?
Nah man I'm dry.

by tht1stonerdude March 21, 2010

bags

Slang for trousers

Look, he's forgotten to fasten his bags.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Bag

Your girlfriend/wife who is nothing more than an inanimate object. A girl with no feelings/no emotions/no purpose but to hold things. You put things in her.

"Hey Bag, how is dinner coming?"

"Hey bro, have you seen Baggie recently?" "No, did you check the liquor store?"

by Mrbag May 12, 2016

on the bag

When you are standing around doing nothing. When you are standing around sleeping. AFK. Or when a friend is really high and not present mentally anymore.

Joe is on the bag again.

by Baby Coby August 30, 2021

Bagged

When someone pulls another persons pants down.

Camilla: Go pull jacks pants down.

Jack: aw man I just got bagged
Camilla: raaaaas man checkyaback

by BigBaz89 August 31, 2018

In The Bag

when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure

Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"

or

Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"

Nick Anderson bricks both free throws

by DotH8 February 14, 2009