telemarket

To unwittingly make obvious and sometimes announced actions or intentions in video games, sports, etc.; a misnomer of telegraph definition 2.

When you spaz out like that, you totally telemarket your next move.

by Vulpes Mundi March 29, 2009

telemockery

To play a joke or harrass a telemarketer (harrassing phone salesperson) back when they call you.

Tom: Hello
Telemarketer: Is Tom Barker available?
Tom: yah, he's not married..ha ha ha, that me sweet heart
Telemarketer: Hi, this is Susy with Flossy Cruises, you've just won a cruise, all expenses paid for two to..
Tom: Susy, hey Susy that's a sexy name will you come with me on the cruise?
Telemarketer: um, Sorry Tom I'm not able to do that
Tom: oh i guess since you work there you can't come with me, hey that's ok, I can get you a fake ID with a new name baby
Telemarketer: I appreciate that Mr. Barker but let me tell you how to claim your prize, all you have to do is attend a short presentation this Saturday at the Flossy Inn
Tom: OH Susy, I'll meet ya there honey, I'll get a room with a king size bed and..
Telemarketer:Um Mr. Barker please I won't be there, but let me tell you the exciting offers you will hear about at the presentation
Tom: Now Susy, I'm all excited about your offer, as a matter of fact I'll tell you about it..I'm touching it right now
CLICK
Tom:Susy? .....dial tone
... now people that's one sweet telemockery!

by lorak October 6, 2009

telemunicate

to transmit ideas from one person to the other not through the known channels of communication but through the mental process.

I cannot telemunicate my thought to you.

by uttam maharjan March 29, 2010

telemon

A main admin on ROBLOX that is usually your first friend. If I am correct you can not delete him and mysteriously he is never online.

Look at these to see more about telemon:

ROBLOX
Admin
Noobs

by ZELDAJESSI October 20, 2013

telemotherfucker

This is a rude, but highly descriptive synonym for telemarketer.

Some telemotherfucker called me up at 9 a.m. on a holiday Monday and asked to speak with the lady of the house. I told her: "The lady of the house has been fixed and declawed. Let that be your warning."

by Vlad D. M. Paylaw January 10, 2017

Treemolopy

When you play life size tree monopoly with your coworkers and possible costumers only wearing bow ties lathered in oil

You really didn’t invite me to the treemolopy game last night? Wtf

by Floorped November 2, 2018

telemedicinal

When simply the thought of a curative item brings feeling of relief from ailment.

‘Just thinking of having a Hot Toddy right now is telemedicinal, I feel better already!’

by leviami April 17, 2019