meal ticket

If you say that something or someone is a meal ticket, you mean that they provide a person with money or a lifestyle which they would not otherwise have.

“Of course that man isn’t going to leave you. You are his meal ticket!”

by Diane39 April 4, 2020

Paki ticket

a pakistani's parking ticket

Pakistani - wheres my ticket
Cop - *hands him his ticket* - heres your paki ticket

by dsfdsf January 11, 2008

ticket to education

your bus pass that you would use for a whole term of school.

oo where is my ticket to education the bus is coming

shit i lost my ticket to education, no bus journey for me :(

by rachel ginger October 4, 2005

Nude ticket

A Nude ticket is a ticket you can send anyone you feel comfortable with.

You can send it to anyone boyfriend, girlfriend, friends, side-chick, side-dude. ANYONE!!!! (Do not send to family)

*send nude ticket*
Hi I would like to redeem this.

by SUEUEGEGIEHDHEJ3IE April 19, 2019

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020