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Green on a Thursday

If you wear Green on a Thursday you are considered gay.
Oh shit you see Devon he’s wearing Green on a Thursday what a faggot.
by The mystery machine March 12, 2020
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Toked Thursday

When you don't have any alcohol on a Thursday night to celebrate Thirsty Thursday, but you have weed. So instead you just smoke a ton.
Guy#1: Hey it's Thirsty Thursday...lets get wasted!
Guy#2: Nah man, Toked Thursday... LET'S GET GEEKED UP!!!
by sum kidd January 27, 2011
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Red Thursday

The approximate day, each year, when health insurance deductibles have been met, and patients can get medical treatment for drastically less out of pocket expenses. During this time of year, hospitals see a large increase in business, as surgeries, mri's and other large medical procedures are then scheduled as more patients meet their deductible. On Red Thursday, the blood begins to flow as the surgeons begin to cut. It derives from the term Black Friday, but in a medical context.
That ER visit met my deductible so today is my Red Thursday. I'm going to get that MRI I've been putting off, those injections in my knee, these moles removed, and that surgery to fix that disk in my back.
by Akopian Atrebates October 16, 2019
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Sloppy Thursday

When someone is giving a blowjob and sneezes all over the recipient's penis, then proceeds to use the snot as lube/flavoring
"my girl gave me one hell of a Sloppy Thursday last night. "
by GlitchClown November 5, 2020
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Thursday juice

a cocktail made of many ingredients created on thursdays. ingredients usually include chilies, tic tacs and lucozade
1:did you see james farmer drink the thursday juice?
2:yeah, it went every where
by yibble2 March 16, 2009
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Wyoming Thursday

Because Wyoming does not exist, a Thursday in Wyoming can't exist due to the transitive property of equality. Therefore, a Wyoming Thursday is a date that doesn't exist.
Person 1 "My work schedule is weird, they have me coming in for the 31st of November"
Person 2 "Bet they have you in for Wyoming Thursday as well"
by FloatinTabl December 8, 2021
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Thong Thursday

Where everyone including boys HAS to wear a thong every Thursday
Do you wear a thong on Thong Thursdays?
by 2fadeddanza September 29, 2022
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